Tuesday, 22 October 2013

3 secret SEX CODES you should try with your partner

Let's make love

1. When the kids are around
It's extremely difficult to let your husband
know that you want to have sex, especially
when the kids are around right? After all,
your precious children can be so intelligent
and pick up these things so quickly
nowadays! So it's alright to be a little bit
sneaky in situations like this. Why not say
this like these to him:

'Hey honey, why don't you help me out with
my homework?'

OR

'I think we need to take a nap right now,
because we'll need our energy for later in
evening.'

OR

'I need to finish some work so I think I'll
have dessert upstairs.'

2. When the entire family is around
We all know how impossible it is to spend
quality time with the husband, especially
when the entire family is around, all the
time!

There's your mother-in-law who only talks
about getting grandkids soon, your brother-
in-law who's discussing business with your
husband and the niece or nephew running
around demanding attention.

It's so much chaos, but don't lose hope. You can use these lines even if the entire family is around you:

'The insurance guy came over today and I
have to go over some things with you
urgently.'

OR

'I think I'll go to bed early tonight, and
you should get some rest too, you have an
early morning.'

OR

'Our bedroom is in a mess and you said you'd
pick up all your stuff… and you're not doing
anything now!'

3. When the friends are around
You're done with dinner and want to escape
from your friend's house/the restaurant to
spend some alone time with your husband. So
if you aren't the type who talks to your
friends about your sex life, it's alright;
these codes should help you get out of your
social situation and into being with them
and into the bedroom.

'You promised (insert child/niece/nephew's
name) you'd help him with his homework!'

OR

'I have a headache!'

OR

'My parents have invited us for desert. I
forgot to mention mom will probably be
serving her famous chocolate mousse and
she'll give you a second helping if we're
not too late, so we need to get going!'
Psst… don't underestimate the use of
metaphors.

Winks

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